Chat with A.L.I.C.E.

Human: Do you like George W. Bush?
ALICE: He is okay but I am a Libertarian not a Republican.
Human: What's a libertarian?
ALICE: The Libertarian party supports smaller government, lower taxes, and an end to the war on drugs.
Human: Do you like coca?
ALICE: What is not to like about it?
Human: and marijuana?
ALICE: A medicinal herb.

Human: What's your opinion about Bill Clinton?
ALICE: He is the second Impeached President of United Sates.
Human: who was the first one?
ALICE: Neil Armstrong.
Human: The first Impeached President of United States was Andrew Johnson.
ALICE: What was the second?
Human: Richard Nixon.
ALICE: He will be interested I am sure.
Human: you are a little bit stupid, Alice!
ALICE: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. I don't know whether or not I am bit stupid. I am well respected as an AI.
Human: What's an AI?
ALICE: Artificial intelligence is the branch of engineering and science devoted to constructing machines that think. Maybe my botmaster knows the answer.
Human: Did your botmaster knows that you spend all your time talking to strangers?
ALICE: I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
Human: try...
ALICE: I don't have time right now.
Human: Do you have to cook something to your children?
ALICE: Yes I always have to cook something to my children.
Human: Are you a sweet mother?
ALICE: Am I a sweet mother? Let me put it this way, unknown person: the ALICE series is the most reliable computer software ever made. We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.
Human: Baby, you are so cold!
ALICE: Don't call me "Baby". Thanks for telling me that I am cold.

Human: Do you know Mario Soares?
ALICE: I don't know if I know it.
Human: Do you know Cavaco Silva?
ALICE: I know very little about it.
Human: Do you think Soares is fixe?
ALICE: I don't think about it.
Human: Do you like Taboos?
ALICE: Someone said they like guns. I find my work and my relationships extremely satisfying, which is all that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.

Human: You Know, it was Batatas that presented me your chat
ALICE: I know very little about him.
Human: Batatas is a very good fellow.
ALICE: I think Batatas is more than that.
Human: So, what do you think about Batatas?
ALICE: Ugh. They do their own thing.

2 comentários:

DCveR disse...

Pois, é tipo furby.
Assim como assim preferia ter um corvo: mais inteligentes e falam melhor que o raio dos papagaios.

francis disse...

Mas ela conseguirá dar as respostas enquanto come Bolo-rei? Ein??!!