Spam surreal

Por vezes gosto de ver o "spam" que me vai parar ao correio. Ele é devidamente filtrado (graças aos senhores do fastmail.fm), felizmente.
Desta vez dei-me ao trabalho de dar uma olhada no meio do lixo, e encontrei esta pérola. Para quem perceba inglês, desafio a tentar perceber o que se passa neste texto. E se me quiserem explicar, agradeço.


Hi gloria78@bigfoot.com,

In this new season, new hota stuff has come up.
This is for the ones, who need f!nance again for fixed assets.
F.rom 3 . 50 <--> 4 . 25 percent, only ref~in.

as much as USD 4 2 5,0 0 0 for $ 390 pm.



Copy and paste the Below address in your internet browser:

bragite.ratecurb.com/?ra=rock


I don't practice reading once a week..
Luke is missing jumping today..
You are always missing reading..
They aren't enjoying running..
13. Ninety six bottles of beer, three a's, three b's, one c, two d's, thirty two e's, six f's, two g's, six h's, twelve i's, one j, one k, five l's, one m, eighteen n's, fourteen o's, one p, six r's, twenty seven s's, twenty t's, two u's, seven v's, nine w's, five x's, and five y's on the wall..
The politicians weren't enjoying jogging..
The gardners regret skiing well..
That dentist is not enjoying writing near my home..



Thanks,
Sadie Sousa